Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I love you. Go after that dick
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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