North Korea, Best Korea!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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