Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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