At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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