she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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