I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Damn victory sex feels great
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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