if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i'm inner monologue high
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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