Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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