I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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