How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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