Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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