so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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