Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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