Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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