what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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