that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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