Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My hand turned me down
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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My pussy is not your playground.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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