you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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