There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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