Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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