this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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