my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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