I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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