Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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