I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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