why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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