I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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