I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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