Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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