do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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