She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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