Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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