Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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