You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Say something about gay babies.
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Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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