Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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