Non-Jews are for practice
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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