Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
