Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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