i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My hand turned me down
only if we run a train.
done.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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