I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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