i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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