So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
