"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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