How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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