There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.