I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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