It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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