Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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