did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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