So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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