I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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