But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Panties = found
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