Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
pray to the hookup gods
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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