awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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