Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
