The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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