But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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