Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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