is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
there was a trapeze. enough said
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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