Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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