I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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