I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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