and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I can't turn off my feet"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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