Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just want to make out with him forever
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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