just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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