We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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